Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize
