god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Duck Duck Cougar?
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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