Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
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