i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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