So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
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