where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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