Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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