The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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