I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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