I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
