I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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