"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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