he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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