dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
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