He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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