Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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