Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Im part way to drunk.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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