I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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