My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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