It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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