dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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