i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I don't think brook has ever known best
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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