he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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