Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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