hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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