clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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