i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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