people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Randomize
