You work out of a Hotel?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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