i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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