watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
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He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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