That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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