Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Just pee around me
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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