So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Randomize
