I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Drunk is a universal language darling
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
