woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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