I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
The uberlube is also flammable
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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