I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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