...so i touched it.
i dont even know how to be here
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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