Your mouth is God's brothel.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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