I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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