Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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