how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I had to cum in my sink.
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