arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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