The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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