i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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