How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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