he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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