He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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