im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
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