the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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